Now they have have cameras on them. I’m guessing Floyd has a monitor that he wears that randomly checks his skin. From what I’ve heard they’re very accurate and can detect it within an hour or so of consumption.

Try pink butcher paper instead of foil

Try pink butcher paper instead of foil

tannerite

Won’t someone think of TMZ’s feelings!!

DELICIOUS toxic brand*

Harper didn’t want to taste the heat.

They do now!

SHSU

Houston fans hated the Rangers when the Astros were still in the NL. Just part of the inferiority complex they have for anything Dallas.

But does he deserve to be?

Kill yourself.

You have to have a PIN number to use the ATM machine.

You seem like a hoot!

Maeysyn

Do you know how long that would take?

Seriously. Coors Light is way better.

Excellent.

My ex FIL was the CEO of a pretty large publicly traded company, and he said it was the easiest job he ever had. But he only got it after half a lifetime of working his ass off and being really fucking smart.

No telling what’s going on down there out of frame.

Slippers shaped liked Homer Simpson’s head. Ex-wife later sold them at a garage sale. Told me about it when we were in a bar. Whipped my phone out and got another pair right then and there. Bitch.