I don’t have a joke here. I just came to say I’m a crusty old baseball fan who hates this rule and feels like it’s all gone down hill since the DH.

what

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Being overweight is a choice people make.

As a fellow “hefty” person, this guy gave us big boned people hope that we may one day reach the peak of mashed potato mountain. RIP big guy. We raise our wings to you.

Do you know why they don’t? Because if they give settlements to the Stablers and the Seaus of the league, they’re going to have to pay out to all the other players whose lives have been destroyed by the game.

This is so dumb.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

“It’s OK, kid. Never hurts to take a shot.”

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

Personally, I’m disappointed that he didn’t try to pick up the bag and run to third.

“Frankly, a real leader would have been able to stop me from kicking her 7 year old son in the chest and would have blocked my elbow before it collapsed her husbands windpipe.  Not my type of leader, that’s not someone you follow into battle, especially when you don’t even defend yourself when my husband Jerramy spits…

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

No, actually Strop’s hat is cool.

There is a huge disparity with young Black girls being labeled as prostitutes, when White and non-Black girls of color are labeled as victims of sex trafficking. Unfortunately, but thankfully, this is a huge step as recognizing us as victims and not perpetrators.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

My son was carrying a plate of lasagna next to our new couch while watching the TV. The helplessness and dread I felt as I watched it slide off his plate onto the new furniture in slow motion is the same I felt watching that clip.

Damn. DAMN.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!