He probably doesn't give a fuck. 

zero fucks [given]

That’s only if you’re using the right blinker fluid. Only genuine BMW-Macthsnixleuchtfluid contains the formula that makes the blinker invisible to the poors. That’s why you see older BMWs blinking more often, they’ve been refilled with universal blinker fluid from a parts store.

Oh my 88 Town Car holds so true to that. Makes some god awful noises at 305k but still kept my friend dry as his brand new m5 broke down in the rain and we waited for a tow truck, on a trip 300 miles from home. 

But you cared enough to bother posting about it here, so clearly you give at least one fuck.

If it does, it’s because you just owned yourself.

Must have already had stuff in the trunk. At 580 liters there’s no way two carry-on suitcases wouldn’t fit.

The X6 is so hideous that this actually helps a lot.

I moved away after a while, but recently took a trip back and was surprised by how bad it was. I had to take a video because my friends didn’t believe how bad it was.

Those things still controlled by dip switches?

We need a new genre of car reviews.  Will it perp?

I look forward to riding in the back of one soon.

I wish BMW offered a 7 seat RWD van with sliding doors in the US market.

Haha! Yes, adding a 100 horsepower motor to a 755 horsepower motor will result in an 855 horsepower engine. Whether you add the 100 hp by connecting an electric motor to the supercharger or by adding a 100hp electric motor directly to the crankshaft.

The i3 is great inside & out.

Yup, and the boomers will keep holding on. No inheritance for you!!!! Wah. 

I thought you were going to make a joke during your rant but it never paid off.

If you think it’s as simple as getting a job then you’re either very lucky, blind, racist, ignorant, naive, or all of the above.

Is that why the Corvette’s front end has gotten so droopy?

Look at that stubby little guy there! It looks both cute and tough at the same time.

No surprise here — young people love cars. I wasn’t able to actively get into the car scene until the past few years (currently in my late 20s) but was always interested in it. Tons of other people my age are as well, and the plethora of car meetups at breweries around my city are evidence enough that millennials do…