First they came for our illuminated Spirits, and we did not stand up.

And if the NIC card in the ATM machine is good.

only if the remember their PIN numbers

I have zero desire for any car where I have to fuck around with putting physical keys in locks. I have my Luddite tendencies when it comes to cars, but keys are very much not one of them. I have touch code locks on my HOUSES too. Physical keys are relics of bygone days.

Not my guy.

People here are angry but at least the guy spends his money on cars. “Our” guy spent his inherited money on gold toilets and hush money payments.

(It’s worth mentioning that many ZJ diehards say the vehicle’s transmission failures are due entirely to owner neglect).

I dunno, what if like a 300 pound dude got into an accident and launched out? I think he could be deadly!

There is the possibility of hitting a stationary object and being ejected and hitting a bystander. Think of the horror at the next cars and coffee. :-)

Yep, you’re right. Fascinating.

Tell that to the masses that still think they broke the record.   The record still awaits to be broken.

Wait, is that true about the track being worn in one direction or did a joke just fly over my head?

Oh I’m aware it exists.  But I think Trump thought there would be millions of them. 

I feel like they could get the same job done for far less money by giving a few college kids some good weed?

You’re not totally correct on both counts.

I’m pretty sure you’re correct.

It’s a ZF transaxle, looks like. And, uh. Yeaaaaaah that’s an interesting list of cars that’s on.

‘70s Ford doesn’t sound that exotic...