I think they are truly All-Season rubber.  Or as close as you can get anyways.  :-)

Oh no, it’s ok. Subaru and Audi are the only ones with AWD. They’re the only ones who need an explanation. Don’t bother with Acura, VW 4Motion, BMW xDrive, Mercedes 4Matic, or any of the other heavy hitters.

I just roll my BMW around on Continental ExtremeContact DWS06s all year.  Living outside of Chicago and having a relatively short commute, they’ve never done me wrong.  

Millenials.

Kudos to a female Editor of Jalopnik for putting together this fine masturbatory masterpiece.

Porsche’s vehicle naming department must be the worst in the industry.  Possibly only behind Lincoln.  

C’mon Torch. You couldn’t even give the RX-8 a shout out with the suicide half door mention?  I didn’t even think about your mentions.  lol

DTS = DeVille Touring Sedan

Precisely.

Honestly, my guess would be that it’s because, like the other cars, it’s not a lateral move as models progress.  This would be like a 4-Series, Z model.  Not like a Z5, which would have to be way bigger because the BMW gods would interpret that as a 5-series, Z model.  *Shrugs*

In a McLaren F1 GTR, my body would find blood to make it to those areas.  :-)

In a McLaren F1 GTR, I would be exactly that kind of excited.  Probably with a happy ending.

No one gives a shit about the 2JZ cast iron boat anchor anymore.  Give it up.  Stop beating a dead horse and encourage them to make something new.

Who the hell keeps letting Mack write articles? Damnit, Ballaban.

Good luck since both powerplants, transmissions, and running gear are provided by BMW on the Supra.  lol

It’s the upper midwest.  Rust follows us all around.  Like that mayhem motherfucker from the Allstate commercials.

BMW has had mulitple LEDs lighting up the cabin for YEARS.  My 2007 had quite a few, and my 2013 has even more than that.  It’s nice sometimes.  :-)

The scary part is not that this guy got this list through, it’s that he’s an EDITOR for Jalopnik. Holy shit. Fire him, Andrew. lol