Better than “affluenza”, which I’m sure she also suffers.

At SCCA Solo Nationals, the cones hit you!

I think at this point, you’ve milked this topic for all it’s worth. What is this, three solid days of BMW X7 bashing?

I’d buy it. Second owner off-lease anyways.

I dunno, I just don’t think it looks that bad. I’ve always been a fan of the Panamera, despite that it has more booty than a Chicago southsider. I’d give it a solid NP, even for being the V6 stripper model.

We have meets like this pretty regularly outside of Chicago in Northwest Indiana. Actually, one is coming up this weekend.

I’m a little lost on the “bad reliability” thing. Is it because he’s stuck in the 1980's in his 55 Mercury? I’m on my third BMW, and I’ve never had any serious issues. And I’ve been left on the side of the road by way more American cars. lol

I dunno about MOST serious, but LEAST serious is probably BMWs. Yeah, we’re proud of our cars, but any BMW or BMW owner joke (yeah, we know the difference between a cactus and a BMW, and we don’t use our blinkers) we’ve already heard, and still use against one another on the regular. There’s more BMW bashing jokes at…

It was literally the first thing I coded out in my BMW F30. Drove home from the dealership, parked in the driveway, plugged in my diagnostic computer, and turned that shit off. It was annoying at best.

I love the ZF 8HP in my F30. Took a bit of getting used to, but now that I’m used to it, it’s phenomenal. Way better than the GA6L45R GM slushbox in my E90.

“Entry Level Ferrari” = “Not a V12".

Entry level Ferrari = $199,995. Under $200k. “Affordable”.

The greatest vanity plate? I’m gonna have to go with......

Sorry @David Tracy, but your suggestion might trump by 200 horses, but only 50 lb/ft of torque over the BMW, with 10mpg LESS gas mileage. :-)

Looks like an 80's Dodge Omni.

I second your “meh”.

You should check out the on-time delivery rates on Kickstarter projects. I think you’ll find most of them are abysmal compared to Tesla.

I know! It’s almost like we hold auto manufacturers who have been doing it for 20, 50, 100 years to a higher standard than a startup! So unfair!