Because we’re not Sultans of small principalities in the South Pacific who use their money on stupid shit instead of feeding their people? lol

A Maserati Quattroporte with a Carmax warranty. Just so we can see if the maintenance and upkeep are as bad as people claim that they are. It certainly can’t be that much worse than the Ferrari, right? lol

You’d be surprised. A lot of people treat it like it’s the sexiest name in the Italian language. I’m like, uh, it means “four door”. lol

The Maserati Quattroporte is the pornstar of the luxury sedan world.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude. lol

Maybe it’s a Lamborghini tractor.

Damnit, Alex. Why didn’t you send me that memo?

Oh, good call. My bad.

Trust nothing but an honest dynometer.

The US never gets any cool stuff. Mostly because the NHTSA sucks donkey balls.

Don’t you have a tuna fish sandwich to make? Or a chicken bird sandwich or something? lol j/k

It’s a 5.0L V10, so not quite, but yeah. lol

Hey, you leave Doug out of this. That’s not nice.

Was there any news about the V10 diesels? Or do they just not use enough of their available power to even tax the engine enough to spew out extra hydrocarbons? lol

It’s under service contract. But, much like the Range Rover experience, owners of the ATMs just wait for enough problems to build up to warrant having a technician fix it. haha

I’m gonna focus on the ATM question. It’s usually because the internet is down, or it’s out of paper, or there’s some general fault that the ATM’s security determines it needs to go out of service for. I work for a processing company, specifically in the ATM department, and at any given time, there are probably 10% of…

Don’t give them ideas, Aaron! Jeez man!

Statement from Putin’s office: “There was no storm in the Mediterranean. Those are waves caused by the mighty force of Mother Russia’s Navy moving through the water. The water is afraid to be near our ships of such great power. It was actively trying to escape!”

The US would be fine, except no one understands traffic law, or “stay right except to pass”, or how to keep up with traffic, or how to merge onto highways, or........ok, you’re right, fuck it, I need to move to Germany. lol

It’s funny because every time I park next to a 135, my fiance says “awwww, it looks like your car’s baby brother!”. And it does. Nice purchase, btw.