I know, but it’s true. Even my friends have noticed. I just don’t get the hate. I could see if I was one of the douches in the gif above, but I’m not. People in my car regularly comment “what was that asshole’s issue?”. lol

This means a lot coming from someone called “335-is”, which you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting in my town.........

Drive one sometime. All this stereotypical hate from people who have never been in one.

I hate seeing the 3-series on the continual end of this discussion. Yeah, there’s a lot of trophy wives and douches that drive them. They also drive lots of Audis, Infinitis, Mercedes, Acuras, et al.

It wasn’t a bad car. Really. I thought the driving dynamics were fun, even though it was a bit underpowered (200hp/192lb/ft.@4,000+lbs.). The maintenance costs and problems just outweighed the fun. Mine personally blew a camshaft and 4 transmissions before I sent it to the scrapyard with 95k miles on the clock.

My Caddy zigged just fine. When it wasn’t in the shop for thousands of dollars of work every couple months. lol

I look at my car every time I leave it. Sometimes I catch myself staring at it sitting in it’s berth in the driveway in the security cameras. I was always told that’s how you know you’ve picked the right one. Beautiful car.

Of course it’s big. It’s Russian.

Do you question the gospel of St. Johan De Nysschen, Tom? How dare you. lol

Tavarish, you’re gonna get Chris Harris’d by Ferrari. Hope you don’t want to drive anything coming out of Marinello anytime soon. lol

Are you unfamiliar with the opening rear glass on damn near every Grand Caravan/Voyager/Town & Country made? Sure, it’s just a tilt out, but offers excellent ventilation when you’re hauling around a group of pubescent soccer players who haven’t discovered deodorant yet. lol

I dunno. I think I was trying to say “Hey, I’m not like all of those douchebags in the black, white, and silver ones!”. lol

It dropped a measly three on one car, and when it dropped four, that became a “plummet”. SMH

Unless they’re going to use him to advertise the leather interior.......

I think the reason TopGear is (was) such a success for me is that, unlike MotorTrend, who tip toes lightly around saying what’s wrong with a car as to not piss off their corporate sponsors, they would take a $700k car out on the track, beat the living piss out of it, and then spend 10 minutes telling you why it’s a…

Even though it’s dead, and long gone from this world, I thought that Pontiac had the best manipulated noise. Certainly the most distinctive. You could tell a Pontiac product from all of it’s GM brethren from miles away.

Yeah, I dunno if it’s the best choice, but it’s definitely a cool ride in a music video.

Well, it’s good to know that Gawker is jumping in on the e-commerce bandwagon by forcing me to watch videos about shit I don’t care about in order to read articles. Thanks guys.

“Avoid water taller than the bottom of the hubs”. I think that might be a problem for what most people would do with a Raptor in that situation. lol

Yeah, I dunno if I’d use a mid-90’s Skylark as an example of “Buick greatness”. Could have picked a GNX or something remotely more engaging than that N-body pile of shit. lol