Kenny dies in South Park, not Cartman.

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

I worry so much that one day he’ll disappoint, because we’re not allowed good things.

That’s my third baseman.

Agree. Proven by the results of this election.

Headline really should have been “Dong Dings Dong”

Still comes off that way even after the edit. If your comment about them being in her own dojo was supposed to clarify your point, it didn’t.

Now I want the Grandmaster and the Collector to hang out, so I can watch a full-on scenery chewing contest between del Toro and Goldblum.

I’d like to add Rolan Emmerich’s other popcorn disaster, 2012. As you say, the economy of storytelling at a thrilling pace. And, on a more controversial note among io9 circles, Prometheus. That snake was fuckin’ cute. I would’ve tried to pet it too. At least Roger Ebert backs me up.

Making one even more disaster-porny: http://variety.com/2016/film/news/roland-emmerich-direct-sci-fi-film-moonfall-universal-1201803189/

yeah this is a pretty egregious mistake. no one should forget 9/11.

Boat load of talent on that kid. Too soon?

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

I know it’s kinda specific, but Apocalypse Sow would have been the better name.

http://hipsterhitler.com/

Slightly tangential: I believe all movies about LA, acting, New York, or Old Hollywood, should be banned from Oscar consideration.

Everything is better on drugs, man.