#allpoetrysucks

That’s indeed why the correct answer is to destroy the Ring rather than trying to give it to Galadriel.

The year’s not even over, and this is already a tiresome take.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

Better that than basic boring.

also, participating in a random-ass focus group is a good way to make $100.

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

> but it’s probably safe to say it doesn’t have the same ability to comprehend what’s happening

I think I am one of the few that really enjoyed the original Stargate movie but did not like the series as much.

Fuck it, fight it, it’s all the same.
-Sublime

Pot just got legal in my state, I have no idea how much or what I’ve smoked so far.

Maybe cause marx died in the 19th century

You guys sound like the crazy people on fox news after Obama won.

*Sees all 400 references to Arrested Development in the comments*

Single Best Part of Batman v Superman: Something Something Justice was her entry to that.

Fappuccino?

Satan 2: Fuck Subtlety Boogaloo.