Uh, that wasn’t Seth Simons that Che went after. That was another guy with a similar sounding first name. Close, though.

Was the man named Lisa Simpson, by any chance?

+1 Camp Grenada

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

“I think preventing a federal crime...”

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

He’s not still a football player.

careful what you wish for, glass houses and all that 

It's mindboggling that campuses have their own police and deal with law enforcement.   You know who deals with criminal activity on campuses in Canada?  Real fucking police

Invade Poland ?

I have devoted my adulthood to eating all the cereals that my mother didn’t let us eat as children because they were chock full of sugar. So here’s my five:

Not really sure young black or Asian people are clamoring for Lee Corso’s take on tariffs.  

Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

Oh my fucking god, it’s SEX. Stop being like that. Half of that school is probably having sex, STOP BEING LIKE THIS.

Man, fuck all the SWERFs showing up in the comments to say that normally they’re totally cool, but it’s different when *wildly sex-negative horseshit*.

The Hound’s gotta survive this battle - he has a zombie brother to kill.

Add Without Warning (not nukes, but aliens attempting first contact) and you’ve got the mother of all depressing matinees.

Special Bulletin and HBO’s Through the Looking Glass make a great faux news nuclear peril double feature.