You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

This whole thing could be avoided if we switched the anthem to James Brown’s “Living in America.”

That’s because Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure.

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Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10…

At least 3/5ths of it.

The real secret is go to Popeyes instead of KFC.

Can’t

Not all truck drivers are over-the-road, and why wouldn’t this apply to dads as much as moms?

Damnit! I need to know who bitched out and caved!

Just so we are clear, I’m flagging you for linking BR. Fuck outta here with that shit

Sorry, too busy eating my delicious taco bowl from the Trump Tower Grill to reply.

Easy. We don’t vote.

Why did you quit weed? I’d give up alcohol before weed.

You gotta let go of the Pringle

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

“What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”

This is a pedantic take, at best. OF COURSE politics is relatable to just about everything in some way. Even though the tweets you mention have some connection to larger political issues, I would never call them “political” tweets—not even close. I take Schefter’s view as being against actively engaging in political…

“This man is the greatest winner in basketball history and unlike Robert Horry he was a focal point on every team he played for.”