Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Still a lot of catching up to do catch Adrian Peterson or Antonio Cromartie.

Monroe plans to use his time off to educate children on the dangers of pain killers in football by starting the first ever Puff, Puff, Pass and Kick competition.

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

This take is wrong AND bad.

THE TAKES! THEY BURNSES US!

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Pablo Sansabelt.

Get a room, you two!

Porn is free stolen from sex workers that make it and spread around the internet because people can’t be assed to pay for their porn.

This just means that you are an inferior specimen of homo sapien. We, the people who can handle milk as adults, are merely superior to you. Hell, you’re probably one of those pathetic souls that suffers from allergies, too. It’s alright. In time your inferior genes will die out or be overwhelmed by their betters.

So there will be... hell toupee.

1. Getting hit by a car

Shots fired.

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

I’m more than a little shocked that our society’s rush to be outraged might have led to a mistake.

Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.