worked at a vw/Porsche dealership back then. we had one type 3 replace 3 computers in a month...that had the service wizards from new jersey up there for a week. turns out you couldn’t park at a radio station when they switched from night broadcasting to daytime power! I learned about EMP way back.

Ok, why hasn’t your Torchbrain gone into hyperdrive yet!?

What is the deepest a wheeled vehicle has gone? You know, Magic Schoolbus style?  Because Frizzle mah dizzle.

Until you return the book to the library without taking those little different coloured post it type things out first. That’s when they become my way of counting all the ways I would like to assist your removal from this mortal coil as I pluck them out one by one. 

Really, I just butter everything to be on the safe side.

It’s Manitoba, so I assume most people have a 40 minute drive to their mailbox.

you know, Popeye (the character) is really old at this point. My grandparents were kids when he was created, and Popeye hasn’t been all that big in popular culture since the early ‘80s.

Like this one? I’m on my second. Lost the first in the divorce and it was one of the first things I bought when rebuilding.

Damn useful utensil the paddle. Although mine’s getting a little beat up; it is over 30 years old. 

Divide it in half. Divide each half in half. Divide the remaining pieces into thirds. They’re tarts, not powder charges.

Good lord, Trung Nam.  The first time I wandered in there, I kicked myself for avoiding it for five years.

I’m down.

I can solve this problem.

well...maybe SOME pancakes

It should not be, and yet it is perfect

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

It has all the major food groups:

Lack of a candy option is the only reason she didn’t get my vote.

One thing I’ve also noticed is that, depending on how you’re eating them, you can also just cook them with the bone still in and remove it very easily once they’re done.

I feel like bacon on everything (or vice versa)was more an 00s thing: