You named my cooking style for my egg in my spicy noodles. Having the yolk gelled just enough to get that perfect thickness for when mixed in the broth.

Never tried, but now that it’s been likened to stages of grief I just might have to hunt a pack down!

They’re going with a “McChicken McMuffin”, but still no McChicken Biscuit? Way to whiff Ronald!

Halloumi or Paneer you goddamned COWARDS

Dear Salty Waitress,

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

And you can take that opinion and stuff it up your knockhole, you barbifying slackwit.

Honestly, I tried not to think about him.

With all due respect to the Hot Pocket guy I submit THE ULTIMATE microwave vs. Oven convenience food... PIZZA ROLLS!!!

I don’t know that I’ve found any scene funnier than this one (although Baldrick gets the best line of the bit):

The Kirkland brand is just Stretch-Tite with their label on it. This is also the brand preferred by America’s Test Kitchen.

I used to be, but now that I live in a tiny studio and don’t have a car I don't have a membership anymore. But I have heard good things about their plastic wrap, and this is a good rec!

That omelette looks freakin’ delicious. But when you showed the pan after frying the salami, I thought all that fat had rendered from the sausage because it took you a second to say that you had added more oil :)

There are so many terrifying bits to unpack in your relatively short story and I don’t know which is actually ‘worse’:

Gmail made a distinction between namelastname@gmail.com and name.lastname@gmail.com . I was getting rejected emails until I added the period in a friend’s email address.

There is a doctor out there that has the same name as me, and the amount of private medical info I receive is staggering. I actually tracked the guy down and let him know he really should be more careful with this, and he demanded that I give the account over to him.

I must have a common first/last name combination, because I have had no less than a dozen different folks around the U.S. and Canada mistakenly use my @gmail.com e-mail address instead of theirs.

I was getting a ton of email for a woman who kept putting down my email as hers. Some of them were NBD, but others included sensitive information, like rental agreements and medical stuff.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!