Never tried, but now that it’s been likened to stages of grief I just might have to hunt a pack down!

They’re going with a “McChicken McMuffin”, but still no McChicken Biscuit? Way to whiff Ronald!

Halloumi or Paneer you goddamned COWARDS

Dear Salty Waitress,

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

And you can take that opinion and stuff it up your knockhole, you barbifying slackwit.

Honestly, I tried not to think about him.

With all due respect to the Hot Pocket guy I submit THE ULTIMATE microwave vs. Oven convenience food... PIZZA ROLLS!!!

I don’t know that I’ve found any scene funnier than this one (although Baldrick gets the best line of the bit):

The Kirkland brand is just Stretch-Tite with their label on it. This is also the brand preferred by America’s Test Kitchen.

I used to be, but now that I live in a tiny studio and don’t have a car I don't have a membership anymore. But I have heard good things about their plastic wrap, and this is a good rec!

That omelette looks freakin’ delicious. But when you showed the pan after frying the salami, I thought all that fat had rendered from the sausage because it took you a second to say that you had added more oil :)

There are so many terrifying bits to unpack in your relatively short story and I don’t know which is actually ‘worse’:

Gmail made a distinction between namelastname@gmail.com and name.lastname@gmail.com . I was getting rejected emails until I added the period in a friend’s email address.

There is a doctor out there that has the same name as me, and the amount of private medical info I receive is staggering. I actually tracked the guy down and let him know he really should be more careful with this, and he demanded that I give the account over to him.

I must have a common first/last name combination, because I have had no less than a dozen different folks around the U.S. and Canada mistakenly use my @gmail.com e-mail address instead of theirs.

I was getting a ton of email for a woman who kept putting down my email as hers. Some of them were NBD, but others included sensitive information, like rental agreements and medical stuff.

Jeep: “I’m sure he is coming back to rescue me soon, but I hope he hurries, this snow is getting deep”
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3 months later: “He must have gotten stuck himself, it’s ok, Ill be strong, conserve my battery, and do my best to hold up all this weight”
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6 months later: “He came back! I hollered as loud as I could and he heard…

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!