Counterpoint: remove objects which kids can put things into things, out of their reach, especially if said object is important to one’s career?

Bomberman was Call of Duty decades before Call of Duty was a thing.

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

Hopefully, Nintendo will actually have a more robust online service if they’re planning on charging for it.

Man... this guy is an artist. Gotta watch them all now.

Shhh here is a secret, Upgrade your hard drive. Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

She fell down the stairs but then he changed his story and said she hung herself on the stair guardrails?

For a guy who puts SO much stock into things like this, you don’t know shit about art or design, do you Plunkett?

It’s all because he’s discovered girls. Serena done wrecked that boy!

(You meant to say “Does Ash even lift, slowbro?”)

9 women cant make a baby in a month

Expectations:

They played the wrong accompaniment. She was expecting to lip sync the whole thing but on “Emotions” they played a backing track that was for semi-lip-sync situations, in which she sings most of the song but lip syncs the high notes. She was not about to attempt actually singing that song.

You’d wish that someone gets a taste of the horrors of war because he’d rather play a video game rather than sit around on the servers doing nothing?

Bullshit. He bought a war GAME. You know? Digital people exploding into pixels?

There’s also no way I can buy one copy of it without pissing everyone else off.

This is why I don’t have a family.

“Something doesn’t add up”
Yeah, the subscriber numbers.

I think that’s exactly right. They don’t want to eat any of the costs of a system with no future.