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Shit, I read the story of Joe and Jadin Bell, and that is heartbreaking. This is going to be tough to watch.

When pressed with how this film will reflect his stance as America’s macho macho God lover, Wahlberg assured his fans he said “no homo” before signing the contract.

I think it dips back into the positive once Tilda Swinton starts slashing up “ghouls”.

Alas! Poor Hellboy’s dick! I knew him, an appendage of infinite jest!

Twas large. Twas...so large.

Seems like Marshall looked at Del Toro’s filmography and said “well in one film he has a monster penis so that’s what people want”.

Hawkman: I’ll see myself out...

And Steven Spielberg pulls a “Scanners”!

And Steven Spielberg pulls a “Scanners”!

That damn snowball haunts my nightmares. 

In all seriousness, between the Devon Tower, Bank of Oklahoma building, and Skirvin Hilton, there are at least a few pretty interesting looking landmarks that make up the skyline.

I hope you’re right, cause now I will be really disappointed if that doesn’t happen.

Exactly. I would bet good money that the Oklahoma City skyline has not forced its way into anyone’s memory after those five seconds of it in “Logan”.

Dustbowl 2 does make me excited for the long lost Steinbeck manuscript to reemerge and finally get published:

The book is set in Oklahoma City!

See, if Tracy Letts didn’t make it seem like we all have horrible, downtrodden, vindictive, and occasionally incestuous family lives, we could have hidden the truth that we’re all just painfully boring for another decade!

Except the scenes were set in New Mexico.

Except the scenes were set in New Mexico.

“Honey, the shoot’s takin’ longer than I thought. Put my lasagna in the fridge.”