Excuse me, I live in the southern hemisphere. What’s this winter you speak of?

Then it’d be winter in the other hemisphere.

Lures this last week lasted 6 hours... so it might skew your perception of popularity.

This seems like an appropriate time to mention that his name is an anagram for EMBRACE MOTHER.

It’s also rather humorous that he would expect a 70-year-old woman to still have firm breasts.

He probably had some good cars blocking him from getting hit, but he decided to go around them.

The same people whose lives effectively ended the second they graduated from high school. So, this guy and his voters.

You know, I thought the same thing about people who stand to wipe, but there are lots of people who will willingly admit that, and wadding isn’t nearly as insane as standing up.

And Drew admits to having stinkfingered himself. Swear on all that is holy that I never have.

I refuse to believe anyone actually wads in the real world, but I’m not prepared to install the cameras to confirm this.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

+1 Flag Code violation

One, though this only began a few years ago. If it’s a narly shit then 2 for the first wipe. Fold square over square, don’t just wad like a neanderthal. Buy good TP and don’t try and stick your finger 3 inches inside your asshole and you’ll be fine.

This, jesus. The BR tweet DID cite the quote. It cited Brady, the guy who said the quote.

It’s been easy for fans to hate on Boras for years. But the fires of hate have been stoked by the front offices, owners, and media at large, who all engage in a symbiotic relationship for their own respective benefits. Reality is Scott Boras does his job, and does so exceedingly well. His job is to try and get the…

If somebody is stupid enough to quote from my Master’s dissertation that I got a C on, I’d still want a damn footnote.

Hey, that Tom Brady tattoo on his ass carries priviledges.

PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”