Seriously? I guess there must have been more important things to do. Somebody was probably mean to him on twitter, and you can’t let that stand unchallenged.

You can’t just build trebuchets and put a citizen on all the land tiles!!

I’m seriously concerned he is going to treat our armed forces like this is a game of Command & Conquer.

Wanted: commenter who will help in completion of joke Deadspin post regarding Yoelkis Cespedes.

“Jesus! What’s with all the radically different names? How the hell can you remember all that?”—George Foreman

Follow-up: Basketball found murdered on the streets of our war-zone like inner cities. Phil Jackson considered the top suspect.

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people. at least I’ll be replaced by an American Robot, not a Mexican one.”

Makes sense. He’s appointing people who wanna fuck us, he’s issuing executive orders to expand the pool of people to be fucked, he’s pulling the regulations so that we can’t do anything about being fucked, and soon he’s gonna (Eddie Murphy Ralph Kramden voice) staaaaat fuckin...

Incorrect. Every little thing has an impact. No matter how petty or insignificant. Just check his Twitter. No problem is beneath our new President.

Paperwork doesn’t matter in this administration. We still haven’t seen anything on Devos and her paper trail or even the Cheeto-In-Chief’s taxes or business relationships.

It’s okay, Drew. Josh Brown is here to remind you that the NFL acknowledges life outside of football, too.

In fairness the dude is only 26 so he can’t be out of school very long and doesn’t want to blow his whole paycheck on a car payment.

This is why I only buy cage-free, free range furniture.

This is a dumb comment.

“[T]hat’s hard to swallow.”

Margaret Tobin Brown, also known as “The Unsinkable Molly Brown,” (although she was never known as “Molly” in her lifetime) was an American socialite, philanthropist and activist who became famous as one of the survivors of the sinking of the RMS Titanic.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Whaaa? When was that assertion debunked? The CIA and the FBI have confirmed that Russia interfered in the election with a HIGH degree of confidence on behalf of Trump. This is a fuckin’ fact.

Russia makes statement designed to erode trust in American institutions