He looked like he was asking Curry how tall he thinks he is, just flat out baffled that Curry would even TRY that.

Fuck him, when you run the world you can LITERALLY make him eat shit.

I believe the kids are calling them DANK memes, FYI.

Do they factor in that your salaried workers werwnt getting paid to do those extra hours of work? Either way, the solution is easy; just hire more employees.

Or maybe one of them literally bought a share of an Express store/franchise as an investment?

I dont want to go overboard here, but that Wiggens trade might turn out to be one of the 53 worst Cleveland trades OF ALL TIME!

I always wondered how Bills fans spent the offseason!

This is Deadspin, we’re way cooler and more smarter than Gawker.

Whenever someone tries to sell me on trickle down economics the phrase “Dont piss on my back and tell me it's raining” comes to mind.

That was my experience as well. Back when I legitimately had basically no money one of my best friends had...expensive tastes. I was upfront about it and we basically made a deal; She was willing to slum it with me at dive bars, but she would also drag me to fancy stuff - and was willing to pay for whatever I couldn’t…

NBA: Announce that Curry is undergoing season ending surgery on his ankle to get the hopes of Cleveland fans up.

Yeah, but what would you do if you hacked Trumps account?

You can't spell public without pubic!

It’s a CLASSIC humblebrag.

Don’t you mean “Florida Man in Pennsylvania”?

Note the use of ONLY present tense, which would make the statement true even if they stopped doing it only 5 minutes ago. You should follow up and ask if they would be willing to issue a “has not ever” version of that statement.

Leandro Barbosa’s nickname is THE BRAZILIAN BLUR, so fuck yeah. Unsurprisingly, his primary speed training method was to drink some Rio water a mile from the nearest bathroom.

+1 Helmet to helmet hit on a defenseless receiver

Don’t forget to hate him for his high Jynx, you really shouldn’t give pot brownies to Pokémon.