NBA: Announce that Curry is undergoing season ending surgery on his ankle to get the hopes of Cleveland fans up.

Yeah, but what would you do if you hacked Trumps account?

It’s a CLASSIC humblebrag.

Don’t you mean “Florida Man in Pennsylvania”?

Leandro Barbosa’s nickname is THE BRAZILIAN BLUR, so fuck yeah. Unsurprisingly, his primary speed training method was to drink some Rio water a mile from the nearest bathroom.

+1 Helmet to helmet hit on a defenseless receiver

Don’t forget to hate him for his high Jynx, you really shouldn’t give pot brownies to Pokémon.

It’s good to already have my 2017 NBA Fantasy Basketball team name, but I have no idea what I’ll do with those spare hundred hours at work!

More like, what a Bumdong, amirite?!

Are there ever actual consequences for the people that do this? I’ve got a pretty good BS detector, but it seems to me that reporting doesnt really do anything.

Maybe Ken Starr has just been doing his part to combat America’s cheese surplus and his constipation caused him to become a rape enabling sociopath.

“The Cardinals are 3 games away from being below .500"

I was really impressed with how consistently good the advice was in this article, but I feel like you buried the most important one (Build Marketable and Transferable Skills) towards the end. That’s the #1 goal I have heading into work because 1) I work at will and need to contribute value to keep a job 2) My current…

You’re missing the obvious, he's being charged with BLACKmail.

I hope your last MLB preview posts the day after the World Series.

Bartolo Colon would literally die in CF

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And money is debt!

What they need is some hypodermic needles, that’ll fix the inflation problem!

The property being located next to so much trash is what made the property value so low, they live in a bad neighborhood!