BlackBerry Pearl Flip FTW!

We don’t buy VW’s because of their reputation for poor quality and because I’ve read they’re relatively difficult to work on (needing special tools for brake jobs for instance).

Only thing that would’ve made it better is if it was a Camry.

I just want to hear her take on how this was a rational decision after almost wiping out, hopefully she ends up on Tosh.

Seriously, you could mat it in this thing at a stop with the traction control off and the electronic nannies wouldn’t even crack the drive-by-wire throttle body open enough to spin the tires or squat the suspension.

I’d rather have almost anything than more jellybean-shaped SUV clones. Just drove a Tiguan TSI rental and it was the most gutless, soul-sucking, barely VW thing ever, I’d rather had a Camcord as a rental.

Word, quit trying to be like Toyota and Honda, its a race to the bottom that your brand reputation will never see materialize, ever, especially in lieu of Dieselgate. Less Beigekreig, more of what originally attracted VW faithfuls to your brand: premium contented yet affordable driver’s cars.

maybe we need a rare third option, krokodil needle?

Probably as a CYA measure because the ticking time bombs that were Subaru’s head gaskets, remedied by freakin leak stop added to the coolant as a stopgap solution to get them through warranty without all those engines being torn into. Google “Subaru head gasket” and see the numerous articles.

This has nothing to do with the engine being turbocharged and everything to do with Subaru’s plague of critical engine design issues through the last few generations. Google “subaru head gasket” and look at the numerous results. In other words, your Subaru engine would’ve inevitably grenaded no matter how often you…

Yeah, it really depends on the specific application, regular lab tests are a must if you’re running over 7,000mi between changes to see what’s going on.

Kinja does wacky things, especially on mobile devices.

Yeah, that thing was not sounding like a 50cc two stroke when it got on the pipe! That jug looks really small for a 125 though.

Well, it doesn’t look like it has much room for articulation?

Having any red or blue lights on your vehicle is a quick way to attract very negative attention from the police.

Case in point: See Rednecks w/Paychecks 90ft Raptor jump video.

My parents had a ‘96 A6 Quattro with the exact same emerald green exterior and ecru interior, 2.8L 30v engine. It had about 35,000mi on the clock when they bought it and 85k when they sold it. We only had it for 4 years, but it was a nice ass car and we didn’t have a bit of trouble out of it, even with a teenager…

Sure, you can waste a whole turkey or a nice beef tenderloin in a big ass Amana Radarange, according to any hilariously delusional microwave cookbook from the late 70's. Is it edible? Yes. Is it browned/carmelized and appetizing? No.

Parrot is another company that makes them, I have one in my ‘04 Jetta. The plug ‘n play factory harness I got for that one was 3rd party though.

My parent’s 78 Corolla was an absolute rustball in the early 80's too.