Step it up by putting "April Fools!" on a sheet of 40 grit sandpaper instead of cardboard XD

I'm not disagreeing, but how did you come up with $14.80?

The distant future, the year 2000

Depends on if you ask a botanist, a culinarion. Botanically, Avacado is a fruit. But because it tastes like a vegetable it is traditionally used as a vegetable in cuisine and thus it is regarded as a vegetable by culinarions.

TOO LATE! THE CRAZIES ARE HERE! RUN!!!

Keen eyes you have there! I like IE9, but my default browser is Chrome.

Firefox: that browser that was cool before Chrome.

aren't astrologers really just crackpot astronomers? ;P

*begins writing Firefox add-on to put the 'beta' back on the About Firefox page

Are you talking about a particular product, or the company? Because if you think HP will fold as a company, you're not very familiar with their business.

Star Trek (2009) was more convincing.

There was a tip posted once about squeezing the sides of tube products (like toothpaste) to suck the product back in if you squeezed too much out...

Gmail is catching up to the summer Hotmail update. Nice!

condsider my mind nevered. ooh! nerved? yes.... what were we talking about?

What makes you presume that Gawker's intent for Gizmodo is to be a "legitimate, professional news venue"? For that matter, what makes you presume Gizmodo isn't recognized as a legitimate and professional news venue? Does their wordmark need to be typeset in an Old English font?

So pretty I could Cry...Engines —3 of them to be exact!

@leoaugust: You're hired! Gawker Media will generously compensate you for your time with free news content and a moderated online community.

@MacAttack: If "We The People" don't have the backbone to boycott a company that is abusing us, we've got a bigger problem than our government can protect us from.

Can somebody ask HarperCollins if people who buy their ebooks for personal use can donate them to the library when they're done?