Word of warning to all my fellow geeks with nancy "keyboardist" hands:

P90X wasn't designed for beginners. Beach Body, the company that created P90X has a series of 10 minute trainers for absolute beginners. Then there is the Power 90 series which is an intermediate program. There's even Power 90 Masters series for people that finish Power 90 and don't feel ready for P90X.

Haha. December 14-22 and 27-31 == scheduled C-Sections :P

Well now, aren't you just the expert on readers of Lifehacker?

I see a few potential flaws in this analysis.

What is this? A castle for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to cast spells if they can't even fit inside the building?

Alternatively you can typically find a 300lb olympic weight set on Craigslist for anywhere from $25 to $150. With a standard weight set I'm sure there are a lot more resources online to learn proper form and technique than "sandbag fitness".

And don't forget to use the oven timer to remind you to turn the oven light on to remind you to turn the oven off!

Just hop on any online multiplayer FPS server — a Halo title would be a good bet. Plenty of tea bags to find there.

Been watching too much BBC Sherlock, my friend.

What are you talking about? Having popcorn doesn't mean they had movie nights that long ago. Movies probably weren't even invented yet...

But if taxes were easy and weren't riddled with loop holes how could we possibly justify a $13 billion annual budget for the IRS?

Is it just me or did the tutorial go something like "Option 1 is to just tear down your laptop and flip the screen around. Then melt the screen to the body. Option 2: I didn't actually try because it was too hard, but you can buy this digitizer and custom build a case to make a tablet!"

Seconded. If I were gifted the ad-free version, I'd be contacting Amazon support to see if I could PAY $30 to "upgrade" to the ad supported version. The Amazon deals would make up for that in no time!

Listening to The Rolling Stones seems to increase my productivity at work more than any other music. You'd think that would mean I listen to them all day every day, but I'm afraid that might burn me out — on the band as well as mentally. So I tend to hold them back in reserve.

I used to work at Office Max. Worked 3 black fridays. Our store was next to a Best Buy. The Best Buy line would start at 3pm on Thanksgiving and by 3am on friday it was nearly wrapped around the entire complex— that is to say, a large Office Max store front, the Best Buy store front, and a Little Caesar's Play Land…

Sorry, but search is just too smart these days to call it a challenge. Just drag 'n drop the image from the article into Google Image search and the work is done for you.

Hah! The second I read "elevator music" Girl from Ipanema started playing in my head.

+1 Halfway through his list I forgot I had already finished the actual article :P