@StephenBradley: I suppose I was looking at it as: breaking the law is breaking the law. Perhaps one offense would result in a stiffer penalty. You're right there.

@phoenix: Thanks for promoting my comment!

@BigStu: You realize both methods constitute the same level of legality? Unless you're making the switch for tracability reasons or to satisfy your personal moral comfort level, you may as well just steal the higher quality copies.

@HunterShoptaw: He's got to be talking about linux...

This is all well and good, but can a single 21st century man make bread?

@Saeten: <— does it think?

@Ryan: HELLFIRE MISSILE AIRSTRIKE!!

The proposition is simple: if you sit on your butt all day, you HAVE to get active outside of work or you'll gain weight!

I thought "magical" crap was Apple's calling card...

When minimized, hit Alt to see keyboard shortcut overlays for the tabs.

@fakeplastic: Actually mouse clicks are mechanical like regular mice. Touch comes in for all other features.

Fortunately for those who witnessed the event Darco's weapon was aimed downrange when it was accidentally discharged.

@Geisrud: Spokesperson? I heard he was the Lead Product Test Designer...

double barrel snotgun?

@Red: He said Windows 7 devices. We all know what he meant, but I decided it would be fun to trip some folk up :P

@Herr_Synnberg: We're getting Kinect for a bevy of reasons, but one of the main reasons is video chat. We've got two kids under the age of 3 and my wife's side of the family live on the opposite coast. It's a pain to hunker around a PC or laptop for video chat. Kinect will be able to frame and appropriately mic the…

@Emmanuel Farrar: It's true. Some stats sites say marketshare already averages nearly 25%!

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Given enough time a monkey could have written your brute force decoder...

@Beau Chevassus: Try being constructive:

@HiAperture: You should have quit after the second comma and slipped into the Fresh Prince theme.