I would just like to point out some things:

“She was a very gentile, lovely lady...” I didn’t know Muslims were Gentiles.

Im shocked. This has never happened before.

That van is fucking awesome...if you dont agree than youre wrong!

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

Italy does it right: just paint it up and use it as a police car.

WICKED PISSAH!

Guy in Ferrari double parks, he is a douche. This guy parked on a snowbank in front of where he works and did not impede anybody’s attempt at parking next to him.

You sure the snow isn’t saying - FUCK YOU BRO? That snow is almost black its been piled up there so long and most likely hard as a rock. It looks as though he may be high centered. His back suspension looks completely unloaded.

Comment of the hour!

That family of Eskimos is gonna be wicked pissed when they come home.

What’s better than one Ferrari? Two Ferraris.

Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

Engine: a Honda engine.

In the parallel universe where both happened simultaneously, a Jeep-based hero has a Jeep-based villain to fight.

How many icebreakers do you think the USS Langley is worth?

If I had to choose one (and had the money), a steering wheel would be awesome.

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

They should have used American Typhoons if they really wanted to get there fast.

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.