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It actually emits an aura that automatically reduces the MPG rating of every car within 100 yards by 15%.

The Demon lives its life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters.

Why the hell does it matter? This is literally the last production car on Earth for which you should be asking about fuel mileage.

And after some asshat fishtails one over a meridian, it’ll look like a not hot anymore chick shopping at Walmart with plaid pj bottoms on, using her welfare check for Diet Pepsi. Yeah I hate Chrysler.

To me it’s like a hot chick wearing sweat pants. It’s what’s underneath that counts.

(No.)

There are also NT05s on the back of this car.

less than 2 months into legalization and the devils lettuce is already affecting our youths. REPENT!

So working men are relegated to FWD Porsches?

Thank god for Bosley

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Here’s a video of Elon Musk getting his McLaren F1 delivered.

Tossing or catching?

When ordering a salad, one should always order the cobb salad. Live and learn, Rory.

Also, I expect the same for Le Mans, if not more.

Readers, if you also don’t mind: a round of applause for Stef and Kurt, who have been covering and shooting the hell out of this race for the past 24+ hours and have done an amazing job.

Müller was able to fend off Pilet’s multiple attacks at the very end to win it for Ford.

Been Done!

Those are motors, not engines. :p

Elon Musk made it work rather well.

Neat thing: Exponent used to be well-known by their much more awesome name,