RIP to a man born ahead of his time who paid the price for it. While that puff piece Robocop 2 implied that the reason they couldn't create another Robocop(TM) lay in the unique traits of the corpse they created it from, the truth is that the creator, not the dead tissue, was irreplaceable.

For each upvote this comment receives, I'll act like a douche to my next pet one time.

Hang on! See that beard? That's Evil Hitler!

They were pissed because they wanted to see Arwen grieve as Aragorn dies of old age. The movie just cuts off right in the middle!

Trust your judgment as a professional, and don't let the amateurs tell you what makes them happy.

Many, maybe most people can't be relied on to react appropriately when someone does something whack. That applies whether they're the target or they see someone else being targeted. Also, what Iseult said. I think promising it won't be allowed to happen again is enough, even if it isn't ideal.

Plot: Allen gets a job at the power plant where his job is to run around a banked circular track at 2000 miles per hour while wearing a magnetic suit. Also, he has a stutter and ends up marrying his speech therapist. The accident that gave him his powers also made him infertile, but they adopt two kids. One of them…

I plead not guilty due to premeditated temporary insanity, your honor.

I liked the Fine Young Cannibals' "Suspicious Minds." Then I learned Elvis did it first and thought, OK, that guy could really write. It sat that way for 20 years until right now, when I checked and learned Mark James wrote it. In conclusion, I don't know much about music, and now I don't know what I think of Elvis…

Bowie got wind of Cohen's plan to work his imminent death into his album concept, so Bowie decided he had to get there first.

You should hear their jokes about the weather!

From what I've heard, lots of drugs are effective treatment for ennui, in that they are good at making you care about having more of that same drug.

You're probably right though. Even if Facebook succeeded in smacking down the very specific kind of crap news that is "fake news sites," most of the dumb discussion doesn't quite qualify, and for the part that does, I don't think it would take much adjustment to fall below the fake news threshold. Macedonians might be…

I responded to a fake news spreader on Facebook who I know IRL. He actually thanked me for correcting one of the fake news stories he propagated (I realize that is exceptional), said he hadn't read the article he was spreading, and then he kept right on propagating other BS stories. I think he's a bit lonely and…

Ordinary users are flagging the articles, not making the final say as to what is or isn't fake. It seems like it can't hurt. The old way of commenting to say the post is false helped the fake news to propagate because responding is like "liking" in terms of making posts get featured more often.

They considered naming the spider after Berke Breathed, because it likes to scurry across bedroom ceilings at night, clumsily.

Who doesn't enjoy an intellectually refreshing deep dive into spiders? It's good to keep your eyes open.

You'd make the poor dead guy pay for everything? You bastard.

If it was me dead, I would have spent it all on clay warriors to be buried with me in my tomb.

You're going to regret that joke the morning after.