That photo of him looks like he has to tell Lord Vader the rebels have slipped away again. 

He’s murdering angels now.

It’t not his fault, they just got confused when he told them there was money in his banana stand. OK, maybe they weren’t confused.

How did he send his letter? They met late at night in a parking garage. It had been raining. The letter was in a manila folder with the word CONFIDENTIAL written in red. Stone was wearing a tan rain coat. O’Neal had sunglasses and a fedora on. A dog barked in the distance.

He has one, he just can’t get out of the grays.

If Oliver Stone wants to be part of the important conversations, he should just get himself a Kinja account.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

It’s pretty obvious that Dracula is a commentary on the Gold Standard.

There are so many possible permutations of who knew how much and when here that the whole thing is nothing but an exercise in speculation. If the mother did know, it didn’t bother her enough to end the marriage and by all accounts they were a happy family. If she didn’t know, her father was no different from a lot of…

I need more Kinja stars to buy mercenaries.

I expected to see Ex Machina about halfway through the list. When it still hadn’t shown up by the time I reached the top 5, I thought “Wow, is Ex Machina gonna be in the top 5? Bold move AVClub.”

The Canadian economy typically slows from June to October while the Cash for Snow exchanges are closed and the maple sap reserves are untapable.

It take some time to port 21 years of comments over. Just think about how many years worth of complaints about Disqus have to be reformatted into complaints about Kinja!