Just hook it up to my vein.

I guess bands have recaptured that loving feeling for "whoa-oh-oh" and now things can only get better. Also Tears for Fears something something. Also I don't know what this article is about. Is that a cloud? I'm hungry.

Yeah OK, never mind then. Also, if you did have sex and went back to being regular friends, any future girlfriend of yours might not feel comfortable seeing her around.

If you're serious then I think you should say something instead of being so diplomatic that nobody gets the message, which isn't just a cliche' in fiction. Maybe something like, "Does that mean you're available?"

The vampire hunter and his assistant open the door to the crypt. There are six coffins inside. The vampire hunter gestures at the lid of the most ornate coffin, but the assistant points to another coffin with a recharger cord sticking out.

Someone should put that on a poster with the "hang on" kitten and add, "And if it's not, you can just let go!"

They don't even claim to filter that way. These aren't scientists publishing peer reviewed papers, they're people trying to get in the news. If their instrumental logic had not achieved its purpose, we wouldn't be reading about it now.

Obi Wan was hardcore.

For six months after the retraction, the paper used a different typeface and called itself the Boston Harriet.

It would be fine if it was your choice, but what they really do is barge into your house and superglue the CD to your Victrola.

He's so old, he hears about torrents and says, "Back in the ark, everybody."

The director says it's a silent movie, except for how all the other guys have lines.

Unfortunately, I have nothing useful to add. I just happened to remember that confusion of green and blue was one of the things the colorblindness cards test for.

http://www.color-blindness….

Why should that impress anybody? She's nowhere near his weight class!

Sometimes I still wonder if I would have been happier having parents instead of that one glorious bowl of shellacked Trix smothered in Elmer's.

I can feel the warm liquor of indifference to the rest of the country's problems course through my veins.

So they rip off the Georgi Markov assassination? (Edit: yes, I know the details are different.)

Did he hum the peaches song and play air guitar for the solo?

I hope you don't mind if I repost your suggestion to http://overtops.cia.gov/wiki . The site is new, but we're hoping to get many regular users from all over the world, so hop on over! There's still time to vote on our first poll — whether to stage a raid to rescue the two Japanese hostages.