Since you are not ignoring it very well, feel free to comment on the sourced material that includes quotations from the principals and their closest friends.

I already edited my first sentence since it was needlessly confrontational. Yeah, I have no problem with anything you're saying here.

Yes, they were bullied. See the "Bullying" section of http://en.wikipedia.org/wik… . Not that that comes close to explaining everything, and even given that the rest of the class wasn't perfect but wasn't nearly as bad as they were, I'm not sure what that proves.

Hang on, I'm still trying to think of an answer that will make it sound like I didn't screw that up.

not a low bar to clear

Just in case you're reading this, Fatman, I don't know what you're dealing with but obviously it sucks, and that sucks. I hope whatever that is or isn't going on to make you want to focus so much emotion on this website clears up, and I'm not trying to be condescending either. Bad luck can leave people isolated, and…

I understand that the narrative integrity people have all been fired for various blunders.

Foot Fetish is also my favorite flavor.

I will assume you're not trolling us with the "time speeds up" comment, because the answer isn't obvious.

He mistook a piercing parlor for a home goods store and told them he wanted a shower sprinkler.

Tom Hardy out, Jake Gyllenhaal in. Tom Hardy in, Jake Gyllenhaal out. Repeat until drowsy.

I believe that represents two bidirectional diodes and an inductor.

So they'll be telling a story and suddenly break into a circus routine? After acting and dancing, and acting and singing, I was sure acting and tennis was next.

My inside source confirms Showtime will not make the spinoff unless it turns out to be such fantastic must-see television that it would be a disservice to humanity not to put it out there for everyone of taste and refinement to appreciate on a weekly basis.

And OSHA approved safety goggles.

If the folks behind the Lone Wolf and Cub manga had produced the Hobbit movies, they would have made four of them. The series could have been excellent at half the length.

Trying to put too many facts in your brain can cause a short-circuit and a seizure. Maybe. For safety's sake I never verify anything before I say it.

You should print that joke on a T-shirt and wear it in public. Let the world know no one can stop us from making jokes that offend no one whatsoever.

If your last name is Cooper, then you inherited the name from an ancestor who made barrels. How do you get Pope for a last name?

"From the producer of…" just lacks the oomph of "From the marketing director for 'Thomas the Tank Engine'."