What's with the stray hyphen?

You'd think his mother would have taught him what she knows about that.

I don't let society tell me I'm not handsome, rich, or a duke.

Upvoted for placing "DONG!" ("your mom" would also have been acceptable) right after "I'm straight but I would go gay for…."

Chronicles of Iatrogenic Morbidity, Chapter 11, Anesthetic overdose or too much of a downer

His condition fluctuated. Fevers came and went.

Little Bighorn

One time a group of us hacked into and linked up the American and Chinese defense supercomputing networks. The pandeagle asked, "Initiate Singularity (Y/n)?" and Kurweil and Yudkowski are still sore about what I did while they took a moment of silence to honor the occasion.

Dawn first, then noon, then rise, then second liquid breakfast.

Is there no one here who appreciates the full history of one of modern culture's most important art forms?

I applaud the call for sensitivity, but nobody's laughing at the victim; they're laughing without her.

At that price, I'll take two!

Is this meant to imply that "historical fiction novel" is redundant here? If so, I like to imagine Henne stewing silently while reading that. If I don't say anything, then maybe someone else will say it for me, and that way I don't look petulant.

You still have it, Mr. Hughes.

Maybe not per specifications, though. Instead of getting top actors or whatever, it might be cheaper to produce a magazine filled with random underdressed schlubs and fictional captions explaining what vaguely positive activity they engage in instead of maintaining their physiques. Studly on the Inside, or something…

I, too, dream of a world in which http://theheroinemagazine.com/ exists. Just last week, for instance, I dreamed of taking out the trash. If only I could harness that power of imagination while conscious…

Bighting it off isn't even possible outside of cartoons.

But I couldn't even suicide jump out of the window in my apartment!

It's frustrating that they're not terrible, because "Green Bay Participants" makes a pretty good insult.

When I try to explain to people how I developed my police siren fetish, they just get mad.