"But sir, your resume' is riddled with grammatical mistakes."

"You make me want to be a better man" — Tom Arnold speaking to Stephen Lee.

If Hulk grab Flash in fight, Hulk not let go. Hulk not throw Flash through air at far wall. If Hulk do that every time, Hulk not can win.

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That is the only reason anyone would ever be in such a position. You're drawing a long fucking bow with your justification.

Yes, it's a strange posture, but that is the point. This is just the first issue, and her climbing technique is not honed yet.

I read that the diagnosis of psychopathy/sociopathy isn't applied to children because in children it's normal. Obviously hers went farther and lasted longer than usual, but getting over it as an adult is not so strange.

A good Buddhist knows that poisoning is.

Still black, but with more jokes about death and miserable lives. Take my life. Please!

I have fond memories of the Smiths from before even Morrissey was born. We'd plonk down two bees for seats at the Lyceum, Liz and I — plain old Liz it was back then, none of that "her majesty" nonsense…

I know it's over
and it never really began

Mind you, I don't know whether you've ever really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias…

Now I am supposed to say, "Great minds think alike," because it would be a downer if I said this reminder of my predictability makes me hate everyone involved.

If you really get into it, they extend to twelve.

That's what CAPAlert is for.

Denmark deserves its own stereotypes! But not being distinctive enough to deserve its own stereotype pretty much is the stereotype, so never mind.

You didn't consider that most people would rather err on the side of guessing too low?

On a scale of adorable kitten macros to reciting the names of holocaust victims

The cherubim with bugles haven't shown up yet, so I guess this will have to do.

all while dismissing the idea that anything beyond your own navel is just society’s sad self-delusion