GIMBEL’S GETS IT’S REVENGE

You’ll get a lot of good advice about calling reps and marching and donating, and you definitely should do all those things. I’m doing as many of those things as I can. But in a real sense all we can really do is do everything in our power to mobilize for the midterms in 2018 and try to take the Congress back ... and…

So, yesterday I was thinking what would be my top three things to fight in the Trump administration. I was getting overwhelmed with it all. There’s so much to fight against, to donate to, to volunteer for, etc. So, mine are the environment, woman’s rights, and the DREAMers. (These may change during the next 4 years,…

I’m a D.C. resident and every time a new pile of shit gets dumped on my doorstep it has Fucking Jason Chaffetz’s smug face stamped into it.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”- President Lyndon B. Johnson

Don’t forget that the intelligence community was very clear that they had no information that Sadaam had WMDs, but they were coerced by the Bush administration to say that it was possible that he did.

Try as I might, there is no stopping the renewed flare of rage I feel at them with each new Orange-related revelation. It is very, very hard not to hate them for all they’ve chosen to put the rest of us through. Most of all, I want them to never, ever trust their own judgment the rest of their lives- they need to…

I watch this show when I need something roboticly soothing on in the background, because her voice and (lack of) inflection are absolutely droning. Sometimes, I like to play the “How many pounds of makeup is Christina actually wearing today?” or “How does she keep her eyes open with those giant false lashes?” game.…

you did DC the right way, then.

God, dating in DC sucks.

Fuck, I wish he was still on the air. Although I’m guessing most of his show would just be him sitting there going...

Just a clarification, here: The Federal Government leased the building to Trump. The citizens of DC had no say in that matter, because the residents of DC have no representation in Congress whatsoever, so even if we wanted to object to it, we have no voice.

It’s endlessly jaw dropping to me how much shady shit is publicly available about Trump- pretty normal stuff for a businessman/reality tv persona, fucking nutballs for a presidential candidate.

Dear Netflix:

I am going to just say Joanna is only a mediocre designer! There I’ve said it. They create a great commercial product that’s fine for a show house to sell a flip property. So designed to the widest possible demographic. But it is so BLAND............

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting…

Reports this week claim I Am Cait, the reality show chronicling Caitlyn Jenner’s life after coming out as transgender, has been canceled after two eight-episode seasons.

Yup. You boo a 100 year old delegate excited to see a woman on the ticket, you’re gonna piss some ladies off and guess what, assholes? We don't forget.

And shouting down John Lewis, an American civil-rights hero, helps Bernie’s cause how??

I was really hoping Bruce was going to come on, look right into the camera and say “that means you, Chris Christie. I hate you.”