Welcome, Droid owners, to being finally able to "officially" join the flash-based porn on-the-go group.

@tedknaz: I know. I was kidding. But living in Jersey, if chlorine cured herpes, I'd throw 3/4ths of our bar crowds into a pool.

@tedknaz: Health reasons? Like herpes infested aquarium health reasons?

@EBone: You walk up them. One foot at a time... ;)

@octasquid: would it be caused by the increased heartbeat, the heavy breathing, or the fapping sound?

@Unholy_Hero: It's coming to this...

@jimbimmer: I'll help you imagine it... Just imagine living in an area where you can't make a comment about ANYTHING without someone responding to it with a Jersey Shore reference.

@boyracer: I'm personally aware that most companies now will do the typical Google search on new hires. You can say whatever you want about yourself in a resume and cover letter. But they also try and find out your true character by means of your online presence.

@ninja_togo: The infamous retard from Jersey Shore.

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: Couldn't help myself. That pointy hat just looked so tempting.

This kind of stuff (although not to that extreme, obviously) is the exact reason why I keep my social networking stuff private. For anyone saying "what a waste", you need to realize how true of a scenario this actually is.

Clearly these doctors have never operated on Snooki. I'm sure there's far worse shit caught up in there. She probably thinks that by swallowing all of Seaside's unborn children and then eating a diaper, teething ring, and bib that she can raise a family without having to worry about finding out who is the baby's daddy.

If anyone had bothered to sneak into GooglePlex and get Andy Rubin drunk like I did, you'd know that the following is the actual Android upcoming OS lineup...

@Archie-Tekt: epic.... win.....

@monstermax: **sigh** looks like i shouldn't have preordered the Betamax version. The only extras it comes with is a Gizmodo sticker and a "World's largest Cheeto" pillow.

@Zinger314: it has the noise white. and the iPhones.

Anyone who makes a Sparta reference deserves to have their comment either remain unapproved or have their star removed. Come on! Obvious much? Be original!

@Max Wesserman: Thank you for approving the comment. I actually posted this over in the re-post at Gizmodo where I am a star commenter and had been wondering why it was coming up as pink. I could be wrong but I could have sworn that up until recently, Gawker-site cross posts used to redirect to the original site's…

@Canoehead: I'm wondering the same thing (about the pinked comments).

What's really a shame is that as much of a miracle as it is, that "miracle" is still tainted by the death of one, regardless of whether that person died due to the crash or a heart attack (because I'm sure that the heart attack was provoked due to the intensity of the event). I'm happy to know that everyone else…