ergots
Ergots
ergots

Exactly.

Except Cesar Millan is an *entertainer*. There's a reason that many respected behaviorists, veterinarians, trainers and their various professional associations have come out with position statements against Millan and his methods. There is a handy collection of them at: http://beyondcesarmillan.weebly.com

I misread that as "Secret Muffin Sisterhood." Twice.