This is a bad comment.

And now I’m going to go back to being a 37 year old adult and pretend I don’t know this.

Ha! That’s funny! :-)

You’re just pissed because someone dared to call out out Mariah for being tacky. You’re the one in need of a hobby. Had this been a neighborhood party and your neighbor dressed like this, I can guarantee she (or he, even) would be given the raised eyes. Kids parties aren’t time for sexy outfits.

I thought it was a dragon too. I’m pissed off now because I was forced to learn shit about Swift, West and Kardashian and I’ve always had a personal goal to avoid that. So now I’m really pissed off.

It’s a snake, right? Like, I get it but I don’t get it.

When my teen-aged niece announced her intentions to be an OBGYN, I turned to her mom and mouthed tiny hands and her mother looked back and nodded silently. My niece just looked confused. No one has ever put their giant hands up her hooha. She has no idea (if she actually goes through with it) that women will praise…

The part of me that produces shame still whispers that I knew it knew

“Accidentally soiled a pigeon” is such a poetic way of saying “pissed on a bird”! I love it!

I learned that day that if you faint while needing to piss, your body takes the opportunity while you’re out

I think the real truth is she’s not particularly interested in politics. Probably raised Republican, was Republican kinda by default after that, has mellowed some since having her kids.

She really didn’t do that bad. 

surely you have noticed that models make fools of themselves for a living.

I wonder how many cases of alcoholism should really be considered as self-medicating for undiagnosed or untreated mental illnesses?

Some of the kids at the neighborhood pool wear them, a neighbor makes them. I’m pretty sure we are going to have issues in the future with that, given how many of the parents like to take a cooler to the pool and talk/drink instead of watch their kids.

I don’t get it. I’ve never understood wanting to wear a mermaid fin as a costume, let alone for hours on end in the water. But I’m a weak swimmer with claustrophobia, so that’s probably why.

The thought of swimming in this fishtail thingy gives me so much anxiety. I’d hate to be in the water with my legs basically unable to move.

You’d probably supposed to be asleep so hopefully at least the anesthesiologist would respond by upping your dosage.....

I don’t think it’s autonomous so whoever is controlling it would be able to stop if you were like ‘Hold up’.

Look, I know I never clanked like that before I came here is all I am saying.