Oh please don't. The.....the index fingers near the delicate breast tissue....

http://gawker.com/my-summer-job-… People should read the piece Gawker featured in March . Extra lame with a side of privilege.

Thanks for the reply and the.........wow! Yeah, I had to Google too. For now, I'll just hold on to my big can of pepper spray (and learn how to aim). And if these two animals don't spend their lives in prison, I hope there's plenty of good old Karma waiting for them when they get out.

This is turning into a weird kind of pissing contest: "Hey, over here. I can afford to live in a GOOD neighborhood." Too bad for those who can't though, eh?

Machete's are pretty big, aren't they? Where the hell did he "pull" it from, I wonder? I think the cops are exaggerating. Wait, no. They NEVER exaggerate. :/

Context? Backstory? What is this even about? "Ivanka's op-ed?" If you writers insist on phoning in your pieces: a few links and some sarcastic "filler," at least embed a relevant link. Not all of us follow Ms. Trumps every utterance.

It reminds me of a dress I owned once. It's fate was tragic and premature:( I think you're right on about the patterns, but I'm swooning for the ruffles and belt too. And the colors:)

Especially the unstated part: get women OUT of the workforce, forever - if possible.

12 or so tweets, and all I care about is "Hey Ms. Bama, gimme that dress you're wear'in right the NOW. Nope. My arms are crossed. Here's a jumpsuit by Tracy Reese. You'll kill it. Yep. Shoes too."

This sounds terrific, and I'm sorry I missed it. Did they say "Whinging" a lot (whining in US)? I just love it when they say "Whinging!"

Thanks.

Are you by chance referring to a certain 'agency' that claims to 'detect'? Because I just got that one too. I think I've seen this done before (not to me), and it's creepy af. Don't know what can be done about it, but if you hear of anything, please let me know.

That sounds pretty good. I'm hung up on the "right leg" and why the "boot" looks all wrong (maybe crushed?). Also the Batman-type fixtures. I even went to the Overwatch sites, and *shudder* "Healstlut" place. Now I think I just need to back away from this.... quickly. Thanks again:)

Thank you! Still weird tho :/

Apparently he has Morton's Neuroma (which doesn't tell me much). I went to a site that purported to show the disorder but didn't see many cases like Tyler's. He seems to have a lot of Hammer Toe going on there w/ toes crossed over toes. It is painful, and usually caused by wearing tight, high-heeled shoes while being…

Haha! Kluj! I thought I had a tiny grasp on how to start deconstructing this thing. But I don’t live in this “world.” Or the Pokémon Go world either like what in the hell were THOSE creatures? What I do think I know is that all of this is about Gaming - and about that I have zero interest. Still, if gaming can produce…

Hey Hugh. Do you think you could go back to the simpler days of "I'm eating the whole left side of the Buffet." Then "watch my muscles bulge like no other's as I bounce several tons over my head." These new tweets suggest that you have more than 2 dimensions. I'm just not feel'in it, cause eating and working out is…

Thanks KomradKickass, O.K. I'm seeing that now: but will now google "Mercy" and "imp skin."RE: The article. Yes. I get the feeling most commenters here could have done a far superior job of that.

Glad you found a pseudo-habitable place. I'm working on a major project right now, but afterwards I'm going to put together a Guide to Making your Neighborhood Livable By ANY (legal) means possible. It won't be pretty, but hopefully no one starts a fight or throws a brick through your front window;) College kids,…

Everyone seems shocked BUT I don’t even know what that lede image IS!!! Is there a human-something-life form in there? Is the whole thing a machine? I don't mean to be a pest who is also stupid, but I'm afraid that trying to figure this out will give me a raging case of OCD.