She’s got crazy money. Why doesn’t she just commission some nerdy plebe to build her a bunch of these? This woman has NO practical problem solving skills. Living with her must be like being imprisoned with a dozen five year olds.

Well, he and Matt Damon........maybe?

Hmm. That's interesting. Now I'm unsure if I should wear protection or just worry about my "widgets". Hey! I don't have any widgets nor play PG. I AM a virgin :)

http://www.josephrosenfeld.com/meg-whitman-pr… Whether or not you like her, have a look at this atrocity. Enough is enough. She's a CEO, not a damn spokesmodel.

Maybe “Smart thinking on their part to keep people enslaved?"

Someone call Lisbeth Salander (and a translator). She'll hack this mess out. Just keep her loaded up with Billy's Pan Pizza and snack foods from Seven Eleven, smokes, and get her a Honda CB350, cause bitch don't stop until she's lasered some sick justice on a cheater who only THINKS he got game.

Google gave me nuth'in. Is that "Serially Toxic People" or "Standard Treatment Protocol" after your I Phone, laptop, etc. have been "infected" by Serially Toxic People?

god yes. Finally. Mental Iceberg sinks Titanic hand-wringing session. Lettuce rejoice.

Thanks for the clip:) I love most things Buffy, and how grievous it was to lose Joyce:( I loved Season 5, especially the end, and Whedon was thinking about ending the series THERE. Really cool: Buffy didn't really need a "lover anymore: just her sister. Not Cool: Those darn knights; riding around on horses in the 21st…

Your username. That's a quote from something, I just know it! Please tell?? Is that possibly from Buffy. Did Buffy's mom say that?

I don't understand what "ropes" she's referring to. I hope this isn't a 50 Shades of Grey thing.

He looks like a young Nick Cage's brother, only not nearly as handsome :(

I loved that movie enough to buy it, but D'Onofrio's serial killer is pretty damn nightmarish.

UPDATE: Is Burda uniquely British and/or European? Because that would explain its absence here. I think I could get it online, but likely you folks work with metrics, and I would be LOST!

I've never heard of Burda (pretty sure no one in my 'city' has either). But now I want to know, so thanks :)

god. The way these mental trogs treat the whole world as their personal petting zoo. They can’t even dress to impress, Did Kanye put Kim in that white shroud held together by some (cantilever?) corset that ignores her waste and belly but is bolted into her hips? Are these people legitimately stupid or is “vapid talk”…

Oh yes! I always found the sizing for McCalls a bit weird. And Simplicity is well named. There is nothing wrong with really really GOOD, explicit directions! The attitude I found with the other was "the more difficult we make it, the more sophisticated our product." Nope.

Film Critic. Yes. Welcome to the new Gawker/Jez school of journalism whereby original content from other sites is "borrowed", and reprinted with very little additional commentary from staff writers. In my Composition teaching days, students clumsily started the semester with this device: stacking up eye-catching…

No one here seems to approve of pageants. Whatever. This is America, and pageants are no more absurd than any of the other insane BS we do here. That said, this woman seems too smart to even be doing pageants. I'd also bet most have "pros" working on them. Take the money and run Sweetie.

Those of us who feel he has a whiny voice, off-putting style, plus the face and snootle of a rat want to sincerely thank you.