First Lady or no, I'm guess'in Melania is already sewing her jewels into her gett'in gone outfits.

Not long enough to utilize a Head-to-young body transplant - Bwahahahah. But he could definitely pull off the entire Darth Vader existence in life-support armor, complete with kick-ass prosthetics. Maybe he could learn some jedi mind tricks too. I'd put nothing past him, because he would totally 'work' a look like…

Surely any one of these girls will outlive the Orange Evil Muppet that seeks solace under Satan's filthy, sweaty left nut. But, alas, she must carry on the tradition.

Even more identical than the "Bachelor Boys" Jez gave us on 7/12/16: "I'm Convinced that the Remaining Bachelorette Contestants Are Quadruplets." I can't post links now, but there were many saltine-crackers-on-a-plate gifs.

She has a cool story about it. Go ahead - ask her ;)

Haha! Me to. We ain't winning any pageants this week, eh? Gotta load up on PRODUCT first :)

Haha! I read “biggest pumpkin ON shiniest car." Visualizing a Caddy speeding through Beverly Hills with a big-ass pumpkin on the hood, green vines and leaves blowing in the wake. The license plate says "NOPIE4U."

Sadly, there has ben some serious hair intervention. That isn't a natural look. It was planned..........badly (but that's only my opinion)

Ah ha! That was "The Look". It's always been my hair, but women sought that wild, frizzed-out look for a long time. The photos I could show you............... They don't make me feel any better, because they all look so dreadful. Maybe it was the only known way to battle lack of hair volume? Don't think they wee…

Love love love old Billy Joel tunes (even though he's dick).

And lovingly hand-made, for sure.

Very nice:) But you wouldn’t believe the lengths (and expense!) that women would go to achieve that frizzy-frazzled hair look - That I come by naturally :(

Thank you for the wealth distribution link. I suspect many folks here could use some education on the matter. Even after 12 years pursuing one college degree after another, I'm poorer than I was 30 yrs. ago because bad sh*t can happen to anyone. It's easy to just keep driving past people holding "I'm homeless" signs,…

Agree. But I don't think commenters are getting it.

You are missing the point. This is not necessarily about Malia. It will always be about the Obamas, and by extension anything they choose do do/support, etc., probably forever. Yes, she will be fine, but this is a broader issue. Younger people don't seem to get that.

IT Is rather Trump-like. Also, is that a half-hearted Hitler salute?

Cushions on floors are OK. The Western obsession with Chairs are the problem here. Chairs = incredibly weak backbones.

“why humans aren't traveling into [the] space between their ears by now."

nope. He looks too intense; as in that "see I'm trying to look intense" way. But really they fold like a little, bitty baby if their pot isn't delivered on time or Mom washed the wrong jeans.

You mean, like a snack? That she will offer to hungry, powerful deal-makers? Oops. Almost forgot, along with drinks from a well stocked bar. Girl wants to party!