A former high school superstar who can’t come to grips with the real world and runs away without telling anyone, leaving their family to struggle with their departure?

At least there is a chance that we’ve seen the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

*frantically googles “Winona Ryder + shot + Johnny Depp”*

just want to say....

Oh god. Whatever. Unless you are whipping them out and showing them to her, the fact is that she’ll see a man’s back standing at a urinal. If she’s a curious girl (and most children are) she might stare (good time to teach a child not to) and look to see a flacid penis mostly covered by a dude’s hands/pants, peeing…

Stop sexualizing a 5-year old, she’s going potty, not checking out “other guys dick.”

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

“I can’t see a downside”

Really? You can’t?

Trump will spend the entire debate ignoring Sanders and attacking Clinton.

I think this is about them getting on the stage (excluding Hillary of course) to bash her. They want each other’s supporters. I think this is kind of a dick move on Bernie’s part.

The only issue I can see is that Trump badly wants to woos Sanders’ supporters. Sanders wants to gain more support going into the California primary for an upset. What are the odds these two are actually going to go after each other? I’d say minimal. Instead, they’ll likely spend an hour and a half taking pot shots at…

Honestly, if Clinton would have tried to debate McCain in the final days of the 2008 campaign, everyone would have been calling for her head.

The phrase “women’s health issues or something” makes me want to kick him right in his shriveled dick or something.

women bleeding out of their wherevers, RT 4 awareness

It’s almost as if... people have different preferences? Are you with me?

I’ll vote with my labia if it means wrapping it around that hot lever

I stopped reading after that.

Considering Ursula was heavily inspired by Divine, I would say that whoever plays the sea witch in the live action version should be a drag queen.

Queen Latifah for Ursula