Exactly. Everyone in the comments is saying “why doesn’t he get a good tailor.” But let’s face it, he does have a tailor. Very good, very expensive tailors. He just chooses not to listen to anything they say and they probably figure that if he wants to blow a few grand on his stupid, ugly choices, whatevs.

Right after I posted this, I tried to go find a video to embed. But it seems the rest of the Internet isn’t fixated on documenting a very minor post debate body language moment between the Trump sisters, so I’m coming up with nothing over here.

Did anyone else catch the moment when Tiffany went over to her dad, started talking to him, then Ivanka stuck her hand out towards Tiffany’s chest, talked to her, then edged in front of her until Tiffany was once again on the outside of the family circle. They real cold to poor Tiffany!

Yeah, that’s when I play too. I’m walking ANYWAY, and it’s not like it’s a super pleasant hike through the forest, it’s a walk to work past office complexes, so why not?

I admire your ability to not snooze out before Tim Kaine managed to tell the exact combination of corny dad jokes that summoned up the liberal Cthulhu to the floor in a hail of blood to destroy America. I know I got bored before that.

Did you see how much I riled up all the racist gun nuts with that one? They real mad.

I’m sure they did all take gun safety classes. Still didn’t stop any of them from doing dumbass things like sneaking out of the house with their dad’s beer and a gun and shooting at stop signs.

Actually, one did. He got in school suspension, it was put down to “boys being boys,” and the cops gave a speech at the school about proper gun ownership. I remember being pretty flabbergasted by the response.

I grew up in rural Minnesota. Every single 14 year old dude I knew had a gun. Plenty of them were busy with harmless activities while also owning guns. hell, most of them considered the fact that they were teenagers who owned guns as evidence that they were good moral Christian Americans. The primary difference here…

Great, I look forward to America’s drunk uncles just tweeting “wrong!!” at the general public for 90 minutes. Gives ‘em something to do besides getting in Facebook fights with just their family. Broadens the ol reach.

I don’t even need a mansion, I’d make this trade simply to not have to be the person who scrubs poop out of a 3 year old’s undies anymore. Give me some staff and I will slap the biggest prom queen smile on my face and gladly wave to a crowd for hours.

That’s my read too from “early to mid October.”

This is an argument about what behaviors the government should seek to incentivize through the tax code and whether or not those incentives are effective. My whole point is that that is a different discussion and one in which people can come to very different opinions, but the actual tax code itself is not illegal.

Because it’s not actually illegal. It’s shady as hell and immoral that the tax code is written this way, but it’s not illegal.

Well, realizing he should have prepared would be the lesson a reasonable person would learn. I’m pretty sure given how he started off trying to be calm tump, that his campaign really drummed home how he needed to be respectful and I’m equally sure that his key takeaway here will be that listening to that advice was…

Imaging sad Sean Hannity staring at his phone hoping someone would call him gave me LIFE.

How have you managed to remain so optimistic that you still think there’s a possability we might be capable of critical thinking at some point? What’s your secret? Is it Xanax? It’s Xanax, right?

He shot 4 women at a Macy’s makeup counter. I know we’re not supposed to be jumping to conclusions, but I’ve seen this one before. #toxicmasculinity

Wait, why are you eating raw chicken off my feet tho? I just don’t get youth culture these days.

Ok, I know there are far more important issues here and I commend you all for hashing them out instead of the silly garbage I’m about to post, but, like, there’s some master level pattern mixing going on in that suit up there and I think it deserves a mention.