She’s so thrilled that she’s the thinnest!

I know we all make fun of Hill’s pantsuits, but in this context it feels like a fuck-you and I love it.

It would have eventually emerged that Aiden was a Republican.

As long as it is totally legal, I fully support executive action in this matter. The time for Congress to act passed after they did nothing in reaction to Sandy Hook. I hope he does it and I’m enjoying this senior-itisy Obama.

Scenario 1. Pray for better co-workers.

nah...she actually does have alcohol in her.

I mean on the plus side I guess it’s good to know up front that you’re dating a white supremacist instead of finding out after a couple dates..

How clever of Donald Trump to start a dating site.

I believe in you.

So glad I am not alone. Plus it’s not as *visible* as that Total Gym system that you’re just hanging clothes on.

Feeling you on that one. (It’s Curious George at my house)

Dinosaur Train the shit. Don't let anyone tell you different.

My eldest is four and to him I am just ‘Dad’. He knows his own address, including postal code and he’s probably heard his mum use my given name inadvertantly, but in a strange environment asked by a stranger? No, I doubt he could give my full name.

I had that thought as well. It made me feel better about letting my child watch George the Garbage Truck three times today.

The funny part is that, while Japan’s science and tech education far outpaces the U.S.’s, their scientific research/experimentation and technological innovation is left in the dust by us . . . and the prevailing theory for that is that the comparative emphasis on humanities and creativity in the American system is…

Can academia just put a suspension on insecure science and math majors who feel the need to piss on every other field of thought? We get it, you can do the stuff other people use calculators for. You can stop talking about it now.

WHAT HAPPENED TO 3?

Well, *that* escalated quickly.

What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?