Well that explains why I was moved to comment. ;) There must be more of us out there...there really aren’t nearly enough Smiths references online in general. I feel like if there’d been an Internet back when they were a band their chat rooms/fan pages would have been bumpin’.

I think that’s fair. I met my husband in college and he was a gangly nerd but sooooo sweet. Flash forward 14 years and he’s bloomed into a hottie (I picked well). Women hit on him all the time now and at first there was a little uneasyness on my part but now I roll with it. I think for a lot of people jealousy…

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

...”don’t seem to understand that there’s a middle ground between “mandatory” and “banned.”I feel like this sums up the entire GOP mindset.

A random apostrophe or two would have really set it off. Like D’Ekla’n. Or De’k-z’lan. (the Z being silent of course).

Haha. Sometimes I’ll browse random forums I’ve found on Google and once I start seeing those acronyms (DH, DS, DD) I know I took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up with not my kind of people.

I’m overall rather ashamed of that house.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

At first I didn’t realize this was confetti and I had no idea what kind of face painting monstrosity they had subjected her to—looks like a purple mustache

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

Yes, Syria is going to be Russia’s base in the Middle East. Probably because of their military base there.

I’d be really surprised if Jeb read fiction, period. He seems like the kind of guy who hasn’t read anything since the last Dave Barry book his kids got him for Father’s Day.

They totally fucked after the show, right?

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

It’s like a light flow fading to a heavy flow. It speaks to me.

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Shit guys, just scoop the tar out. 95% of that honey is still good!

Meanwhile, at the new Muppets show: