I started well in advance of their suggestion, then, if I ever do get one :D

Too bad my ass is already fabulously big and round. What other excuse can I use to get my fat sucked out? Does the whole thing with pumping it into the tits have a lasting result? Or is that whole procedure a *puts on shades* bust?

There were a million better ways to help his family than attempting to discredit the very real problem of how law enforcement unfairly targets people of color and while dialing up the racism.

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Did he steal his socks from the fucking Wicked Witch of the east?

guys check out these grain silos i found in egypt

That is not what that study says. The scope was to determine if their means of hospital transport impacted their survival rate. They included both gunshot and stabbing victims.

Actually, that might have been a way to incorporate Cosby somewhat cleverly into a costume. Dress as some kind of hideous monster or ghoul, then have something cosby-ish to reveal, like a mask that flips to his image. Because at least that puts him in the right context.

My nephew discovered his could “grow” last year. He was 4. After which he tried to show my sister repeatedly, and rub it in to his 3 year old brother that his was bigger. Making my other nephew upset of course.

They don’t grow out of it. I recently turned around in the bathroom to find my man-friend shaking it back and forth because “the sound it makes is really funny.”

Those are my comedy interests as well

Butt candy would have been killer in our household.

Nephew very casually wanders in to the room at the age of 3 and says “I have an amazing penis” and then leaves. No one ever figured out how this determination was made.

If it had been in the shape of an automatic rifle no one would have uttered a word.

Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

monastery fashions are so hot rn you guys

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

Um, no.