A role where the star has to look like she has trouble processing and portraying emotions? It was the part Kristin Stewart was born to play, baby!

Maybe Jergens can do a matching scholarship.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

A quick primer:

Uh, whats the Jazz Age Lawn Party on Governor’s Island have to do with it?

A gun simply will not protect you if you’re caught off-guard, which is generally the only situation in which having a gun at the ready might protect you. When Gabby Giffords was shot, the shooter was tackled by an unarmed man, while a man even closer who had a sidearm instinctively ducked... as anyone would.

it’s natural to want to defend your country but publicly sanctioned punishment rapes might not be the best hill to die on...

Gun nuts are so fucking scary, you guys. I live in a blue state and went to a gun law forum after Sandy Hook.

I think Japan, Australia & the UK need to hold an intervention at this point

“We care for you. We can’t see you keep hurting yourself like this...”

I am forced at work to sell Marmite flavored crisps to people. A flavor that goes against all laws of God/Goddess and man, but you don’t see me hiding behind the till when someone puts a packet on the counter.

Also, has her fuckwit attorney never heard of the draft? Pretty damn sure a bunch of people who have objected to war have been forced to fight in wars.

Exactly. Every semester I teach nursing ethics, and I tell them if they are against abortion, don’t get a job working in OB/GYN.

Also, you have to object to ALL wars- you can’t say that you just don’t like this one war in particular. Davis clearly doesn’t object to ALL marriages because she’s been doing her job up to this point with no problems.

Also, his examples are an epic fail. Since when has a Christian conservative had a problem with war or the death penalty. They live for that shit.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

If being "hot" was your job, and only requirement in life, and you had unlimited time, money, and resources, you would be.

I would have lost my shit if he said “Who’s Andy?”

RIGHT?!

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.