Yeah, it was pretty glaringly obvious why that guy was still single.

Yeah, I was eye rolling pretty hard at the “it’s not comfortable” angle. It’s public transportation, it’s pretty much guaranteed that it’s uncomfortable in some way for EVERYONE. That’s why I do the polite thing and cram myself into the space available. Does he think sitting all cramped up with a laptop and groceries…

I once had a male coworker break down in tears because he asked for a pain reliever and I have him a midol, which he took, then OMG realized it was going to turn him womanly. Even though it’s just acetaminophen. Tears. Complete breakdown. In the middle of the office. Over midol.

“Do they think like Americans are prolly not gonna look too close at gross vegetables and fruits”

She looked stunning, but you guys, who was that fashion goddess rocking the sequined patchwork suit jacket with matching cravat and the giant fuschia flower pin??? I must know!!! Does anyone know??

Dear internet folk: someone mash this up with Cell Block Tango please. kthxby

Sooo, anyway to lock the switch? Some people are, you know, vigorous. Seems like it could just wind up in a situation like when my 4 year old tries to turn off the bedroom lights and all of a sudden there’s a strobe light show going on like we’re in a circa 1984 goth club. But in your penis.

I just posted a very short version of the same thing below. A big part of her look was that she wasn’t a stick thin beauty queen type and she still ferociously owned her body and her sexiness and style. Sort of disappointing that got lost.

I liked the original, when this fashion look had curves.

THANK YOU. Yes Carrie sucked , but Aiden, ugh, Aiden was like cream of wheat. Yeah, I know it’s probably going to be warm and comforting and would be improved if I lay some sugar on it, but man, it’s cream of wheat. It’s main selling point is it will just sit there in the pantry, white and bland, seeming vaguely old…

Eh, I’m not buying it. Aiden designed expensive furniture that looked like stuff your gramps left in the attic plus logs. Ben designs expensive furniture that looks like IKEA. Totes different guys!!

Well, as a Canadian living in the states, I was going to invite you all over for tea and Tim bits as gesture of goodwill. But if you’re going to be snarky, it will just be Tim bits. Sorry.

And your version of reason is to take at face value that she only had 4 drinks over dinner because that’s what her defense attorney told cnn and that they were spaced out in a way that metabolized out because that’s a fact that was stated nowhere but your own head? Lol. Ok.

Hey, the question was “why is the DA still interested.” The answer is, she was still actually drinking and driving. I’m not saying she should be convicted, sounds like she has a valid reason not to be. But that’s the logical answer. Plus, you’re assuming the drinks were all more or less evenly spread over the period…

Yeah, as someone whose uncle died because of a drunk driver who hit him in his own driveway, I’d really prefer if people just not drink and drive rather than follow the “it’s under the amount the DA could pin a charge on me for” method.

Well, she did still have four drinks and get in a car. She's not ENTIRELY blameless here.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer netting white men the traditional way: by getting my drunk ass in line and ordering natty ice at a Zac Brown Band concert.

I’m assuming the lime is the secret squirrel, because otherwise this is a terrible recipe.

Aw, thanks!

That’s good. Kidding aside, It’s actually on my resolutions list this year to go once a week because the amount of time I went last year was pretty embarrassing. Once a week seems like a meetable goal.