This reminds me of when I was little and my Dad would hug me after a nightmare and tell me it’s going to be okay.
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Thing is we get a Pence presidency either way. Trump just wants to hold rallies and let Pence do everything else. Getting rid of Trump at least alleviates some of my existential terror. (I’ve never had a dream involving a nuclear explosion in my life . . . until a few nights ago.)
On a sparkling note Putin has engaged R Kelly to perform at the inauguration.
It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.
I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…
He thought bringing his lady friend to the course would impress her. So really, fuck her too.
So a man goes over to another man who he believes raped a woman and still congratulates him. FUCK ALL THESE ASSHOLES and fuck the patriarchy. I hope Trump will be the one to kill it once and for all.
Americans care about that damn gorilla than they care about the black body he was dragging. Is there a situation in 2016 that better represents how this country feels about black bodies? Animals>Black bodies.
And those monks doodled some much more inappropriate things at times. This is just stupid.
Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.
The way it works is, you promise those 5,000 jobs to each of twenty or thirty or fifty different cities and before you know, somebody at Foxnews who knows somebody who knows how to use a calculator will claim that as a Quarter Of A Million JOBS!
“I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on.”
Doesn’t matter, he tweets it, it becomes fact. Welcome to a totalitarian regime. 8 years of this at least. Do you honestly believe the democrats have any reasonable person to run against someone who can literally manufacture his own news and is fueled by white male entitlement?
If you say your ex’s name 3 times in front of a mirror, Drake appears and cries with you.
As a political force though, look at the Knesset: the left doesn’t exist.
I’m so unbelievably sick of every statement about Israel not handling its shit in a way that shows even a modicum of respect for the human people living in Palestine being colored as antisemitism.
And also the name of a mid-level Empire functionary in the next Star Wars film.
look, guys, this is bad and all, but the really compelling argument about why he sucks is that he was the executive producer of suicide squad
Would be impolite to do otherwise, wouldn’t you say?