Those titles feel like they were written by a new Tom Haverford/Jean Ralphio venture.

Thanks, Magic Johnson.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

One word: MILFs.

Edelman didn’t elaborate on whether or not Belichick’s balls appeared to be properly inflated.

Given everything we read during the BL3 pre-release, I honestly thought this would be the line in the sand for gamers. Just about everything coming from either 2K or Randy was this perfect storm of everything gamers have been trying to push back against over the past 5 years. Mistreatment of workers, allegations of…

He does have the complete package.

Which is a perfect reason to use it en masse.

I remember going to sleep that night that thinking, “Tomorrow morning I’m going to wake up and for maybe 1 to 2 seconds I’m not going to remember what happened, and that that will be the last time for a long time I won’t know how awful this is.” Treasuring that last split second of ignorance helped me fall asleep.

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

If you liked What is a football move?, you’ll love What is “in motion”?!

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

Intercept10n

Med10crity

Hey Mike first time long time. Just wanted to get your thoughts on the Giants turning to an out of the box candidate at head coach next season. I think Jason Giambi would be a great addition and really fix the Giants’ offense. I’ll hang up and listen.

We’ve all been there